"hey ugly"

a chick that lowkey wants to ride your dick into the next fucking town  (via gangstagypsy)

(Source: sleezed, via mahoganybree)


if you wont kiss your partner after you cum in their mouth you are truly weak and natural selection is coming for you 

(Source: afrofilipino, via lyttlenatalie)

"Apparently orgasm is the only point where your mind becomes completely empty, you think of nothing for that second. That’s why it’s so compelling, it’s a tiny taste of death. Your mind is void, you have nothing in your head save white light."

Jeff Buckley (via purplebuddhaproject)

(via missdanidaniels)

What do you call a girlfriend who doesn't "feel like" fucking for almost two months? A ROOMMATE!


What do you call a partner who probably isn’t satisfying their girlfriend’s emotional needs to the point where she isn’t turned on by them anymore because they don’t understand that arousal starts way outside of the bedroom? YOU.


Do you want to create an emotionally stable life together and adopt a dog or nah.

(via dirtyberd)